2011 Resolutions | Drinking on jury duty, green M&M’s, Bieber tweets and much more

January 20, 2011 at 9:32 am 3 comments

by Tony and Mike

The new year provides an opportunity for a fresh start. Everywhere you look, someone is offering tips on how to “start the year right,” “make it your best year ever” or “do those things you’ve been putting on hold.”

We at Carrying On dole out our fair share of advice all year long, so it’s a natural fit for us to get in on the resolution action as well. Mike and I got together to create our (drum roll please) Official 2011 Carrying On New Year’s Resolutions!

Check out the list. Be sure to add a comment below, to tell us which is your favorite and guess who (Mike, TD, or both of us) made the particular resolution. Also, don’t hesitate to get a bit creative, adding your unique resolution to the comments as well.

Remember, it’s never too late to make a resolution. As Mike has said on many occasions, “I never made a resolution I didn’t break.”

Official 2011 Carrying On New Year’s Resolutions (those in red have been broken)

  1. I will only have one cocktail before jury duty
  2. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible – to conserve more water of course
  3. I will no longer dress my pets in human clothes
  4. I will not ring the flight attendant button on airplanes just to ask “what time zone we’re in”
  5. I will always leave a voicemail when I call someone for the fifth time on their cell phone in a day
  6. I will invest in a new white dinner jacket
  7. I will wear the same suit 2-3 times on a trip to avoid checking a bag
  8. I’m going to stop following Justin Bieber on Twitter and I’ll only check my facebook account once a day to see if he accepted my friend request
  9. I will stop saying,” ooh, that feels nice” whenever the TSA security guys frisk me at airports
  10. I will stop cursing  – I broke this resolution on January 2 at approximately 12:38pm while watching the New York Knicks fall behind to the Indiana Pacers (a game they eventually won)
  11. I will eat better – I broke this resolution on January 1 at approximately 9:30am when I ate half an Entenmann’s All Butter French Crumb Cake that was sitting on the counter
  12. I will do some form of exercise every day – if changing channels on the remote counts, I am in good shape here
  13. I will give the brown, yellow, red orange and blue M&M’s a shot – many people tell me that they are just as tasty as the green ones
  14. I will not act like an obnoxious New Yorker when the Jets win the Super Bowl – “J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets”

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. audra jb kruk  |  January 20, 2011 at 9:54 am

    For clarity TD= Tony and MD = Mike

    1 TD
    2 MD
    3 Both? seriously?
    4 BOTH!!! alter this to include asking the answers to the flight trivia games as well
    5 BOTH!!! I know your time is precious but know that brevity is key the first time
    6 MD- the one you had at NBTA was fine the 80’s are back in style
    7 Both
    8 Totally TD
    9 Totally MD but this must include TSA Security women too : )
    10 TD I would have too
    11 Both! but for this more TD
    12 TD but MD really wanted to say this too I am working on this one as well
    13 Totally TD they make them with fillings too- the peanut butter is my personal favorite
    14 TD!
    15 I will stop asking silly questions that I already know the answer to or, where the answers are sitting right in front of me,(most likely documented for that exact reason)
    ( my travel manager friends might appreciate this one)

    Perhaps I am close or perhaps not in any case thanks for the laugh as always!

    Reply
  • 2. Brian Gilbert  |  January 26, 2011 at 9:21 am

    I will chuckle when Rex Ryan throws down his headset in disgust losing to my Steelers. Didn’t break it either.

    Reply
  • 3. The Daly Grind New Year’s Resolutions « Carrying On  |  January 6, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    […] year, Tony and I put together a highly demanding list of New Year’s Resolutions. I can’t carry on from here before I circle back with my own resolutions for 2012. I never made a […]

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